cold 3 deg C and windy

to true. I have it the wrong way round lol :) only 1 tatt :)

this is an actual conversation from room service in 1997. pure gold!

Room Service:


"Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest:


"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

Room Service:


"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest:


"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service:


"Ow July den?"

Guest:


"What??"

Room Service:


"Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

Guest:


"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service:


"Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest:


"Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:


"Hokay. An San toes?"

Guest:


"What???"

Room Service:


"San toes. July San toes?"

Guest:


"Uhh... I don't think so"

Room Service:


"No? Judo one toes??"

Guest:


"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service:


"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

Guest:


"Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine." Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service:


"We bother?"

Guest:


"No. Just put the bother on the side."

Room Service:


"Wad?"

Guest:


"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room Service:


"Copy?"

Guest:


"Sorry???"

Room Service:


"Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest:


"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service:


"One Minnie. *** ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest:


"Whatever you say."

Room Service:


"Tendjewberrymud."

Guest:


"You're welcome."