I went for a visa interview last week. Embassy officer...where in USA do u wanna go.?
Me..San Jose
Embassy officer. ..its pronounced as San hosey..we pronounced J as H here in d USA.
Me...oh okk.
Embassy officer.. For how long are u going to stay?
Me. .from hanuary,hune or huly...
Abeg am I wrong?😂😂😂

When a guy doesn't love you any more, you will hear things like "BABY WHY DID YOU STEP ON MY SHADOW, DO YOU WANT TO INJURE MY SPIRIT? ITS OVER BETWEEN US"

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say. 😯

a scanner sent me an email saying he want to send me $100,000,000 But I should first send him $1,000. I asked him to deduct the $1,000 from the $1,000,000 and send me the rest. Response again since then. I don't know the offense I committed that made him to stop the correspondence. 😃

you think that your job is more important than your family ? Die and see how faster they will replace you