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If you're in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they do anything? Lol...Spock's brow gets all twisted, and he say's: "Dah, I really dunno for sure, captain...can we go to WARP 3 and find out. Where's that damn headlights pull knob, anyway?! ...Oh, crap, that's the windshield wipers! Mr. Spock? Yeah, Sulu, what's up? Oh, nothing really...but those new tight Black Capris that you have on today do look nice on you, Sir. ...Mr. Spock, yeah Uhura, what's goin' on baby? Sir, we're receiving a transmission that's directed to you, and it's from a ship called the Orville...and a Captain Mercer. Put it on audio. Hi, Spock, it's Ed Mercer here, how are yah? Hi Sulu! I see you back there~ghehe! We're gonna be in your area in a couple hours, and was just wondering and if you and I might have a drink together. In my quarters, just you and me tonight, and I got a new bottle of Saurian Brandy in there and even along with a couple of already Monogrammed glasses for us...E & S...hint. hint. This is all kind of Illogical! For one, Vulcans never drink...****, we can't even take a **** and for like 10 years, too! Although it indeed has been awhile and since I have been able to be enjoying (oh, I mean examining) such company of another, ahh, creature. But what should I be wearing tonight and...for you? Oh! Just hookup with Sulu after work, and he'll be picking something out for you and that I'm sure will be just right, and for our little get together...Hi Jim! Been hittin' anything good lately...captain dog, you devil! "More Power to My Shields, Jim...YES!"