security officer.Happily married. Easy going and sociable.

Penpals wanted male/female aged 25-100 worldwide. Already happily married. so no marriage proposals, scammers and helping u get millions of dollars cos it aint happening!!Sorry but NO AFRICANS!! If you are intelligent enough to use a pc,then use it to get a job instead of telling people you have millions of dollars or are madly in love with me. If you're looking for a green card or a visa, apply like the rest of us!!

Astronomy. Karate. Shooting ,Boxing. Judo. Computers. Driving Reading and many more

50's-present All types

Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian, Young Frankenstein,Spaceballs, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons. Enter The Dragon. War of The Worlds(1953)version. And Now For Something Completely Different!! Monty Python And the Holy Grail.

Most quiz shows and any doumentaries. Science and nature programmes. Sky at night. Blackadder, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers .Not the 9'o Clock News.

Shadow over Babylon
Wheels of terror
Anything by Shaun Hutson or James Herbert
Dan Brown
Andy McNab or Chris Ryan

If you had a brain cell the poor bugger would die of loneliness!! 
Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on it's own.
The mind is like a parachute.... It works best when it is fully open
You're about as useful as an ejector seat in a helicopter
Were you born a complete retard or did you have to work at it?

There are only 2 certainties in life...Death and taxes!!
DILLIGAF= Do I Look Like I Give A ......
Live every day as if it were your last....One day it will be!!
Be careful of the toes u tread on today.....They might be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.
Try slipping into something suitable.....In your case make it a coma!!
He's NOT the messiah. He's a VERY NAUGHTY BOY"
If you're looking for sympathy.....It's in a dictionary between s**t and syphilis.
Life is NOT like a bowl of cherries. More like a bowl of jalepenos. What you do today might come back and burn your *** tomorrow.
Political Correctness is a contradiction of terms. If it's political. the chances are that it's sure not correct.!! A classic example of contradiction is Military Intelligence!!
What the f*** Was that??  Mayor of Hiroshima
The way to a mans heart is not through his stomach. It's between 5th and 6th rib with a commando knife- My platoon sergeant 1985
"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!!" Monty Python "Galaxy Song"